Sunday 29 June 2008

Sick Note wants to stay


Manchester United's very own answer to The Incredible Hulk, Superman and all the other "superheroes", Louis"Balsa Man" Saha, has stated his intention that he would like to stay at OT and fight for his place. Even though he would have been shot three years ago if he was a horse, Balsa Man still thinks that he can get his fitness back. "I'm under contract until 2010" he said. "Furthermore the manager has not said anything to me yet, either about a transfer or a loan". May I suggest Mr Balsa, a couple of reasons for this. One - Sir Alex is currently on holiday in the South of France and is probably more concerned about keeping Ronaldo that he is about keeping the physio's bench free for a couple of months. Two - He hasn't bothered mentioning anything about a transfer or a loan because nobody (except Gary Mugson of the Trotters) has enquired about you.
Balsa Man goes on to state that he "has worked all summer long". Welcome to the real world you cheese eating surrender monkey. If I was unfortunate enough to be ill and off work for ten days in any twelve month period, I'd be hung up to dry. This lazy bastard is lucky to work ten days a year. No wonder he wants to stay at OT. He gets paid about £1.5m a year to get splinters in his fat arse, or in laymans terms, about £1m an hour. Get real Balsa and move on.

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