Living proof that professional footballers are mongs

Sometimes we think Fergie is a bit of a nob. After all he bought players like Kleberson and Veron to name but two. Kleberson actually won a World Cup medal once - subbuteo must have been a very poor standard that year. Luckily he sometimes proves that he is the man. A couple of years ago a future England footballer was up for sale amd United didn't attempt to buy him. I wonder why? Could it be because he like to eat his own shite or something similar? Joey Barton dines at McDonald's. A footballer could spend more on a whore than most fans spend on a house, yet still these "athletes" consume food I wouldn't feed my beloved mong Cleo.

Lee Bowyer was fined for fighting with a bunch of chairs while in McDonalds. What do they put in those burgers?
True Barton had his fight after supping 15 pints of gassy lager- but have footballers learnt nothing since the intelligent Ian Rush went to Italy and discovered two things - "they speak foreign" and "they eat pasta"?
Another thing we should be worried about - if Newcastle honour his £60,000 per week contract while he's being bummed by some jailbird, how much will we, the taxpayer have to contribute? Northern Rock still sponsors Newcastle. Sometimes I feel that I could stomach the Welsh dwarf's bill at the Billy Hills, but why should I subsidise a scouse thug? Looking objectively though, there is a certain symmetry between Northern Rock and Newcastle - both hoped to take on the big four, and both over-extended. And just as the taxpayer might never again see a fair slice of the fortune it "invested" in Northern Rock, so Newcastle's sponsorship windfall has long since joined Georgie Best. In any other industry Barton would be sacked but the Geordie bastards can't afford to get rid of the twat. Another thing that gets me is all this crap about Barton being unfit to wear the shirt . After all the bar striped bastards signed Lee Bowyer. Perhaps they should sponsor a new wing at Durham Prison. Or sign Ian Brady.